I seriously need to break up with a few of my very favorite “friends.” Lately I have just been hanging out with them way too much and it is beginning to take a toll on me personally and affect others who also like to spend time with me. But breaking up IS hard to do–especially when you have such fun together! But it has to be done. So, I think I need to say good-bye for a while to a few of my favorites: sugar, soda, and other various starches. Those close to me that live in my closet have been getting especially jealous and clinging much more tightly to me than usual. I think they are angry I have been putting my favorite friends ahead of them. So, sugar, soda and starch–as much as I truly love you, we must simply take a bit of a break for a while. If I anger my closet friends much more they may end up strangling me.

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